Imagine for a moment that you’re in a nightclub. The throb of the music pluses through you, every nerve ending in your body cascades and fires as the beat moves over you like a thousand fingers strumming across your skin. Your arms rise over your head, your hips swirl, the sweat beads up along your abdomen and slides over the curvy swells of feminine flesh and you move, you grind, you dance, and you’re beautiful. The moment is erotic, the club is your sanctuary, as you forget the world and immerse yourself in the sounds, and the feelings – the oh so good feelings of being born a woman and knowing that every eye in the club is watching you, watching your every move. Now imagine never having to leave your home to feel this way. Welcome to the OhMiBod.

Music and sex have gone hand in hand since Elvis Presley first introduced a nation hungry for rock and roll to his wild gyrating hips on the Ed Sullivan show close to fifty years ago. We knew in that moment that the music would always be with us when we wanted to get our groove on and strut our stuff. While the music has changed, the feeling has stayed the same – and music and sex still feel good when you put them together.

Out of the culture of cool has come the OhMiBod, the first insertable music driven vibrator which utilizes advanced microchip technology to transform your favorite music into mind blowing, body bending orgasmic bliss. I’ve personally tested and reviewed dozens of sex toys of all shapes and sizes, but until now, none have blended the idea of loving my body and my music into one simultaneous experience – but it’s more than just masturbation, it’s taking the often quiet moments women steal to give ourselves pleasure, and creating an erotic landscape of our own design with each adventure into our music collections.

A Unique Sex Toy

The first moment you see the OhMiBod you want to reach out and cradle it against your body. Its seductive white shaft draws you in, and you’ll immediately find your mind wandering and imagining the 7 inch (5 ½ inch insertable) vibe sliding in and around your delicate pink girlparts. It’s no mystery that the designer and creator of the OhMiBod came out of Apple Computer’s product marketing division, and like Apple’s insanely great iPod, the OhMiBod captures some of that same magic which turned an mp3 player into a worldwide sensation.

The idea behind the OhMiBod is so simple, that it too is insanely great – it takes the electronic impulses from your iPod and turns them into vibrations within the shaft, and as you pleasure yourself you’re not only hearing your music, you’re feeling it in the most delightful of ways! Using the OhMiBod is like being that beautiful woman in the nightclub over and over again where your only limit is your own erotic imagination.

The OhMiBod is simple to use and set up. The vibrator comes with a five foot Freedom Cord, an ear bud splitter, a delicious velvet OhMiBod pouch, an invitation to the club, and an interchangeable base which turns the music powered vibe into a traditional vibrator for use without a music player, but what fun is that? The intensity of the vibration is controlled by the volume of the music as you set it with your iPod’s scroll wheel – so the louder the music, the more intense the vibration! (The OhMiBod requires 2 AA batteries) One end of the Freedom Cord is attatched to the ear bud splitter on the iPod side, the other into the base of the OhMiBod. Then insert your ear buds, turn on the music, lay back, and rock your body!

The kind of vibration the OhMiBod delivers is determined by the style of music you choose to listen to, and anything works from Techno to Rock to Hip Hop to Pop – It’s your music and your body, so whatever gets you in the mood to groove will do! And each time you experiment with a new style of music or a new playlist, the OhMiBod delivers you a truly different orgasmic experience!

Philosophy of Sexuality

Perhaps the single most impressive thing about the OhMiBod are the creators themselves. As I immersed myself in everything OhMiBod, what I came away with was an understanding that the creator of this vibrator, Suki, and I, see eye to eye on what it means for a woman to explore her sexuality. The company has a philosophy which comes down to empowering women to connect with that beautiful, sexy creature inside herself, and to allow her to fall in love with herself all over again. In addition to being the creator of this amazing sex toy, Suki is a marketing icon who represents the best of what matters to women;

Suki embodies the collective personality of our customers and everyone else with an open, honest attitude toward sexuality and personal pleasure. She’s a symbol of liberation, reflecting new and progressive attitudes of the young and the young at heart. People who are comfortable with their bodies, know what feels good and who, not only aren’t afraid to admit it, are empowered to go after it.

As an icon, Suki represents an ideal. Not the physical ideal. But rather, the ideal way we should feel about ourselves and our sexuality. Although few of us are blessed with a body as perfect as Suki’s on the outside, on the inside, we should all be like her … proud of our bodies, confident in expressing our needs, and free to satisfy our desires.

As a woman who is in tune with her own sexuality, reading these words blew me away. I’ve been using sex toys since the days when the only vibrator you could get was a plain white phallic shaped vibe from Spencer Gifts, and any company which understood these very basic instincts of femininity and female sexuality absolutely had to make a great product – and they have.

Community

The OhMiBod community is a grassroots movement of satisfied beta testers who have been providing feedback on design, use, and of course music! The OhMiBod website is a dedicated playground to the community, featuring blogs, tips, DJ Mixes, and everything you ever wanted to know about the company and their product.

In a partnership with the Apple iTunes Store, OhMiBod users can purchase and download playlists created by some of the hottest DJs around! A big part of the website is Club Vibe, where users discuss music, experiences and ways in which they’ve rocked their own bodies truly making owning an OhMiBod the key to the doors of this very hip online community.

Acsexsories

There are several acsexsories for the OhMiBod, including lubes, cleaners, a thigh strap garter which allows you to slip your iPod inside to keep it close to your yoni (currently the garter only holds the iPod mini, more sizes are on the way soon), and the must have acsexsory, the Pinkie. If you’re going to buy an OhMiBod, buy the Pinkie too.

The Pinkie is a softskin sleeve which slips over the OhMiBod shaft making the toy look and feel like a real penis, and it increases the overall girth. When you slide your OhMiBod inside yourself with the Pinkie sleeve on, you’ll be glad you spent the extra 12 bucks!

Using the OhMiBod

I recently took a vacation to Paris and my new OhMiBod made the trip with me. Viva! La OhMiBod! After getting settled in my hotel, I really felt the need to unwind after such a long flight from Boston. I unpacked my OhMiBod, got my iPod and earbuds ready, got my lube, and got undressed!

I like music and sex to begin with, so I had already prepared a playlist that I wanted to try out with my new toy. I began to masturbate as I normally would, just relaxing and touching myself, getting aroused and into my own dirty fantasies, and then clicked on my iPod.

As my music started to play, I felt the OhMiBod instantly pick up the vibrations of the beat. I slid the Pinkie covered shaft down along my slippery self and slowly pushed it inside, feeling my body open and then clench around the hard fleshy shaft. The sensations of the vibrating shaft with the music in my ears transformed me into that beautiful woman on the dance floor. I was transported in my mind to another place, and the feelings of eroticism built inside my body as the music carried me along as I rocked the OhMiBod in and out of my soaking girlflesh.

I turned over onto my belly and lifted my ass in the air and grinded the humming shaft against myself, kneading my engorged bead of flesh into a tight knot, alternating between rubbing and inserting until I felt the tingling spread across my swollen lips. I really wanted to come, so I clicked through my playlist until I found something perfect. I had already set up my On Stage Docking Ring on the nightstand next to the bed, and I pulled out my ear buds, docked my iPod and turned up the volume. With the Freedom Cord setting me free, I laid back on the bed with my legs open wide and got myself off twice in a matter of minutes with the throbbing music pounding every inch of my pink silken bliss. What an amazing experience!

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The OhMiBod is optimized to be used with the Apple iPod, but it can be used with any mp3 or portable CD player which accepts a stereo mini headphone jack. You can hook the OhMiBod up to anything which plays music and accepts the Freedom Cord. As I mentioned previously, the OhMiBod can be converted into a standard vibrator by switching the base. The OhMiBod is a fantastic vibrator which will allow women to broaden their experiences with masturbation. Though more importantly, this is a company which truly gets it, and which understands that sex and using sex toys is supposed to be fun, and that orgasms are good for you. The OhMiBod is indeed fun, and it’s quickly become one of my favorite sex toys to play with. Delve into the world of OhMiBod and let your passion and your imagination run free. The OhMiBod Vibrator is a Lazy Geisha tested and approved sex toy. Get one and rock your body!

The lazy geisha interviews Suki, creator of the OhMiBod!

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