Stay Naked Sunday: Happy Mothers Day!

There’s nothing quite like being spoiled by the men in your life. This morning I was treated to breakfast in bed and then presented with my Mothers Day stuff; flowers, jewelry, beauty products and a lovely card from my husband and more flowers, jewelry and another lovely card from my son. Oh yes, and a new convection oven from the both of them. Kitchen appliances are always welcome gifts, but I suppose now they think I’m supposed to cook for them. See? Always an ulterior motive with those two, they don’t fool me.
I’d almost forgotten about this post where I posed that question for the ages, Soccer Mom or MILF, but then I was reminded by that MILF Hound DhSpicy when he mentioned it on his own blog this morning before running off to the gym. Naughty boy!
So, being Mothers Day, I’m going to do as little as possible and I’m going to be waited on hand and foot. Why isn’t everyday Mothers Day? It damn well should be! Between my son and my husband it’s like having two children. My son calls me Mom, and my husband calls me Honey, but when I hear either one of those names they’re almost always followed by a request for services. “Make me something to eat” or “Can you drive me here” or “Can I have some money” or “Do you know where?” That’s the big one with my husband, the whole “Do you know where I put the flashlight?” or “Do you know where my purple tie is?” or “Honey, do you remember where I put that piece of paper?” Huh? Do I look like a GPS system for all the things that you, a grown man, refuse to keep track of? I kid. I love my husband. Of course I’ll drop everything I’m doing and help you find the half inch sheet metal screws that you didn’t use when you put the garage shelves you bought last year together, because of course, I understand that you need them right now. I’m your mother, err, wife. Right? :razz:
I was going to work out in the garden, but that seemed much too much like real work, and I’m just in no mood to plant today, so that’s off the list, and besides, I’m sure I’ll have to find something for someone in another few minutes and I don’t want to be too involved with anything that I might be enjoying which might prevent me from diverting my full attention to their needs. Wow huh? I kid. I’m really not this bitchy today. Just a little tongue in cheek reminder for all those who might be tempted to forget just who runs this little planet.
Oh yes, I’m desperately waiting for my new lelo nea vibrator to arrive. Panting even. No actually, this is a beautiful sex toy, and I really can’t wait for it to get here –( IT GOT HERE! My new Lelo Nea! I reviewed it too! Yay!!) — Speaking of sex, I got an email from a friend this morning (that I’ve yet to respond to, I’m sorry!), but it was about my whole Writing past the comfort zone post, and I was like, Wow! This person really gets me. Yes, I’ve got a number of extremely wicked things to write and talk about, but the problem is that geishaland, and me, for all intents and purposes, are out here in the light, and that sometimes makes it hard to open up those dark corridors of my sexuality, but I’m going to try. It was a beautiful sentiment tho to think about, but enough sex for now, I’m not even particularly horny today. I’m all sexed out. Sore even.
A friend has been having a hard time of it lately, as he wrote in a post, but that doesn’t mean he gets a pass on another post where he suggests that even tho female rulership of the world is inevitable, that doesn’t mean that it will be a liberal future. Well, even tho he did wish me a Happy Mothers Day (it was very sweet, thank you!), I’m going to share my own view of what the future might hold for us. Oh yes, his post was about how Segolene Royal lost the French election to a conservative man. Okay, the problem with Royal was she campaigned on one thing, “I have a vagina… vote for me” and while that’s certainly enough for me, it wasn’t enough for France. But I see the future of our world someday being run exclusively by us, and I think that future society will be a liberal one. I think we’re just wired that way; we’re not so terribly interested in war, conquest, or greed. We don’t have dicks so we don’t have to wag them at our enemies trying prove that ours is bigger, and since we’ve been taking care of everything anyway, we understand that it takes cooperation and goodwill to get anything done. See, I think the problem with his premise is that it only considers what the world looks like today, but in the future it will be women who will lead and who will care for humanity, more than we already do now. You have to be willing to dream and envision a future without the ills that plague our world today, and logically, liberalism by its purest definition is the only way to accomplish that. Okay, I’m not picking on him, I’m just picking on his conservatism. ;)
Is there anything else today?
No, not really. Except that I’m writing this in the buff from the comfort of my bed at two in the afternoon on a Stay Naked Sunday. What could be better than that?
Enjoy your day mums!

Ooo! My dear sweet friend Gary just emailed me this picture that’s absolutely perfect for Mothers Day! It’s beautiful Gary! Thank you!






Nina-
First to leave a comment? You bet!
As I mentioned in the follow-on email, Sweetie, I’m not really having such a hard time of it. I’m very accepting, and focusing on things besides the Domina of my life right now.
If you’ll read the comments on that post regarding Royal, you’ll see this comment by MsCatwoman, a Mistress of color,
“I agree. Gender, or race for that matter, are not indicators of a person’s political position. It is my hope that people are not so rigid or assuming in their thinking.”
If women are liberal and so much more caring, and comprise a larger percentage of registered voters in America than males, why haven’t they a) formed the Gynarchy party, b) nominated their own, female (of course) candidate, and then c) elected her?
In this fantasy, btw, they also take all the state legislatures, then pass an amendment repealing the Electoral College, so that their superior numbers always guarantee a female President.
Hey, this future is now! If all that separates the liberal fantasy of tomorrow from now is women’s votes, you’re there.
So, where’s the flaw? Because I’m here to tell you, it ain’t happening anytime soon.
Too many people vote values and positions, not cock vs vagina.
Happy Mothers Day, Sweetie. I treasure your support, emails, and our debates.
xoxoxoxox
-saratoga