Comments on: Girls Gone Wild http://lazygeisha.com/2007/07/09/girls-gone-wild/ the personal journal of nina aoki Thu, 20 Nov 2008 17:59:37 +0000 http://wordpress.org/?v=2.6.3 By: lazy geisha - » YouTube Tuesday: Something Beautiful http://lazygeisha.com/2007/07/09/girls-gone-wild/#comment-3558 lazy geisha - » YouTube Tuesday: Something Beautiful Tue, 11 Sep 2007 17:59:21 +0000 http://lazygeisha.com/2007/07/09/girls-gone-wild/#comment-3558 [...] actually reminds me of the vacation we took together out on Cape Cod back in July; very soft and very pretty. I hope you enjoy [...] [...] actually reminds me of the vacation we took together out on Cape Cod back in July; very soft and very pretty. I hope you enjoy [...]

]]> By: lazy geisha - » Pleasure http://lazygeisha.com/2007/07/09/girls-gone-wild/#comment-2983 lazy geisha - » Pleasure Thu, 19 Jul 2007 21:38:08 +0000 http://lazygeisha.com/2007/07/09/girls-gone-wild/#comment-2983 [...] incredibly off center for me lately. Work and life have overruled everything else, plus my little dalliance a couple of weeks ago has truly left geishaland looking a little threadbare lately! I’m hoping to [...] [...] incredibly off center for me lately. Work and life have overruled everything else, plus my little dalliance a couple of weeks ago has truly left geishaland looking a little threadbare lately! I’m hoping to [...]

]]> By: nina aoki http://lazygeisha.com/2007/07/09/girls-gone-wild/#comment-2978 nina aoki Wed, 18 Jul 2007 22:53:15 +0000 http://lazygeisha.com/2007/07/09/girls-gone-wild/#comment-2978 Hi Livvy! Thanks! Yeah! I loved my <i>Rockin’ Girl Blogger Award</i>, and thanks for having confidence in me! :wink: Oh wow, that’s probably the coolest thing anyone has ever said to me, about how the mixture of themes and ideas has come together to create something truly unique and different, and I’m very grateful that you enjoy reading these specks of randomness that I seem to come up with! You know, I think when we comes to terms with who we are rather than what we’re expected to be, we take those first steps towards truly being happier women. Thanks so much for your wonderful words of encouragement and support sweetheart. They mean so much to me! :kissing: xoxo, nina Hi Livvy!

Thanks! Yeah! I loved my Rockin’ Girl Blogger Award, and thanks for having confidence in me! :wink:

Oh wow, that’s probably the coolest thing anyone has ever said to me, about how the mixture of themes and ideas has come together to create something truly unique and different, and I’m very grateful that you enjoy reading these specks of randomness that I seem to come up with!

You know, I think when we comes to terms with who we are rather than what we’re expected to be, we take those first steps towards truly being happier women.

Thanks so much for your wonderful words of encouragement and support sweetheart. They mean so much to me! :kissing:

xoxo,
nina

]]> By: The English Courtesan http://lazygeisha.com/2007/07/09/girls-gone-wild/#comment-2976 The English Courtesan Wed, 18 Jul 2007 14:31:11 +0000 http://lazygeisha.com/2007/07/09/girls-gone-wild/#comment-2976 Ninaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa - I'm so pleased you're back and I'm so pleased you got a Rockin' Girl Blogger too! I almost bestowed one upon you and then I was so sure you'd get one anyway and I hesitated to trash the green glories of your site. Your points on gender issues and the way we present ourselves are food for thought. I think I'm a funny mixture of girly and professional, in work, in escorting, and maybe even in my personal life. I don't think that's a good or a bad thing - it's just who I am - but like you I find myself sometimes uncomfortable with the combination. On the direction of your blog and the question of 'what do I do in Blogland?', I think it's perfect! There's no single theme but to me that's one of the many things that makes you a fascinating read. So keep up the randomness - I thoroughly enjoy it! Livvy xxx Ninaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa - I’m so pleased you’re back and I’m so pleased you got a Rockin’ Girl Blogger too! I almost bestowed one upon you and then I was so sure you’d get one anyway and I hesitated to trash the green glories of your site.

Your points on gender issues and the way we present ourselves are food for thought. I think I’m a funny mixture of girly and professional, in work, in escorting, and maybe even in my personal life. I don’t think that’s a good or a bad thing - it’s just who I am - but like you I find myself sometimes uncomfortable with the combination.

On the direction of your blog and the question of ‘what do I do in Blogland?’, I think it’s perfect! There’s no single theme but to me that’s one of the many things that makes you a fascinating read. So keep up the randomness - I thoroughly enjoy it!

Livvy xxx

]]> By: nina aoki http://lazygeisha.com/2007/07/09/girls-gone-wild/#comment-2946 nina aoki Thu, 12 Jul 2007 20:23:30 +0000 http://lazygeisha.com/2007/07/09/girls-gone-wild/#comment-2946 dinsdale_piranha, Sweetie, you did <b>NOT</b> offend me! Such a man! lol! Doesn't like to be teased back! haha! Oh please! You would too be buying the drinks! And as for Lisa? Maneater. Well, yes, two lovers would be complicated if they were the same gender I think. I mean, my husband is the only man in my life, and Lisa is the only woman in my life. It makes perfect sense to me! :wink: And sweetheart, if you had offended me I would have told you, and it would have been private. Sorry my teasing got you all ruffled! :kissing: xoxo, nina dinsdale_piranha,

Sweetie, you did NOT offend me! Such a man! lol! Doesn’t like to be teased back! haha!

Oh please! You would too be buying the drinks! And as for Lisa? Maneater.

Well, yes, two lovers would be complicated if they were the same gender I think. I mean, my husband is the only man in my life, and Lisa is the only woman in my life. It makes perfect sense to me! :wink:

And sweetheart, if you had offended me I would have told you, and it would have been private. Sorry my teasing got you all ruffled! :kissing:

xoxo,
nina

]]> By: nina aoki http://lazygeisha.com/2007/07/09/girls-gone-wild/#comment-2945 nina aoki Thu, 12 Jul 2007 20:19:33 +0000 http://lazygeisha.com/2007/07/09/girls-gone-wild/#comment-2945 JW, Har-Har-Har! lol! Den of iniquity huh? Good lord, I'd better sell you that kimono at cost! I forget what an international man of mystery you really are! :wink: xoxo, nina JW,

Har-Har-Har! lol!

Den of iniquity huh? Good lord, I’d better sell you that kimono at cost! I forget what an international man of mystery you really are! :wink:

xoxo,
nina

]]> By: nina aoki http://lazygeisha.com/2007/07/09/girls-gone-wild/#comment-2944 nina aoki Thu, 12 Jul 2007 20:18:25 +0000 http://lazygeisha.com/2007/07/09/girls-gone-wild/#comment-2944 Hi Gary! Oh yes, taking some time off was exactly what I needed. I mean, I love my journal and I really enjoy what I do with this space, but sometimes you just have to walk away from it all and unplug yourself from the net. I suppose it's normal for people to worry when someone all of a sudden goes silent, but I'm just happy to be back in the swing of things. Thanks sweetie! xoxo, nina Hi Gary!

Oh yes, taking some time off was exactly what I needed. I mean, I love my journal and I really enjoy what I do with this space, but sometimes you just have to walk away from it all and unplug yourself from the net. I suppose it’s normal for people to worry when someone all of a sudden goes silent, but I’m just happy to be back in the swing of things.

Thanks sweetie!

xoxo,
nina

]]> By: dinsdale_piranha http://lazygeisha.com/2007/07/09/girls-gone-wild/#comment-2941 dinsdale_piranha Thu, 12 Jul 2007 18:02:58 +0000 http://lazygeisha.com/2007/07/09/girls-gone-wild/#comment-2941 It seems my lame attempt at humor for young men failed. Sorry for offending you. Believe me, reality is nowhere near what I wrote. Hell, first of all, being married with children, I don't even think we would be in the same places. Second, buying you drinks? Come on, twenty years ago that might have happened. Now? No way. Let Lisa give me her best shot. Ha ha. More likely she'd be buying me drinks. And she's not buying for some guy with a wife and young kids. Thirdly, even if you were all over each other, I don't think I would have the time or energy to notice. I have to make sure the kids eat their chicken fingers. Sorry for offending you. It really was meant as a joke about the boys' point of view on what just happened. I understand you are friends first, but it is still hot that you are lovers as well. Hell, I don't know how you manage two lovers - though your son is older than my kids. It seems my lame attempt at humor for young men failed.

Sorry for offending you.

Believe me, reality is nowhere near what I wrote. Hell, first of all, being married with children, I don’t even think we would be in the same places. Second, buying you drinks? Come on, twenty years ago that might have happened. Now? No way. Let Lisa give me her best shot. Ha ha. More likely she’d be buying me drinks. And she’s not buying for some guy with a wife and young kids.

Thirdly, even if you were all over each other, I don’t think I would have the time or energy to notice.
I have to make sure the kids eat their chicken fingers.

Sorry for offending you. It really was meant as a joke about the boys’ point of view on what just happened.

I understand you are friends first, but it is still hot that you are lovers as well. Hell, I don’t know how you manage two lovers - though your son is older than my kids.

]]> By: JW http://lazygeisha.com/2007/07/09/girls-gone-wild/#comment-2940 JW Thu, 12 Jul 2007 15:13:19 +0000 http://lazygeisha.com/2007/07/09/girls-gone-wild/#comment-2940 <i>"So, two more years of geishaland I suppose! Can you take it??"</i> Yep! I'm buying a <i>Lazy Geisha</i> kimono for lounging around the den (of iniquity that is). “So, two more years of geishaland I suppose! Can you take it??”

Yep! I’m buying a Lazy Geisha kimono for lounging around the den (of iniquity that is).

]]> By: pile0nades http://lazygeisha.com/2007/07/09/girls-gone-wild/#comment-2939 pile0nades Thu, 12 Jul 2007 12:43:41 +0000 http://lazygeisha.com/2007/07/09/girls-gone-wild/#comment-2939 Glad to see you back Nina! I guess that's how the net works, a blogger is gone for a few weeks and people think something happened to her, which is reinforced by what happened last time. I'm glad you had a great few weeks Nina. Love, Gary Glad to see you back Nina! I guess that’s how the net works, a blogger is gone for a few weeks and people think something happened to her, which is reinforced by what happened last time. I’m glad you had a great few weeks Nina.

Love,
Gary

]]> By: lazy geisha - » Movie night in nina’s kinky nest and Rockin’ Bad Grrl Bloggers! http://lazygeisha.com/2007/07/09/girls-gone-wild/#comment-2936 lazy geisha - » Movie night in nina’s kinky nest and Rockin’ Bad Grrl Bloggers! Thu, 12 Jul 2007 08:19:48 +0000 http://lazygeisha.com/2007/07/09/girls-gone-wild/#comment-2936 [...] a nesting mood, I’m convinced of it. Despite a vacation to the beach, several nights of excessive alcohol consumption while falling all over the dance floor, and enough [...] [...] a nesting mood, I’m convinced of it. Despite a vacation to the beach, several nights of excessive alcohol consumption while falling all over the dance floor, and enough [...]

]]> By: nina aoki http://lazygeisha.com/2007/07/09/girls-gone-wild/#comment-2935 nina aoki Thu, 12 Jul 2007 04:45:50 +0000 http://lazygeisha.com/2007/07/09/girls-gone-wild/#comment-2935 JW, Thank you sweetheart!!! Yes I suppose it is a birthday of sorts! And I wasn't even thinking about it until I got the email that it was time to renew my domain! So, two more years of geishaland I suppose! Can you take it?? :biggrin: lol! I loved your joke!! I might use that, "Voodoo Penis" Hmmmm... very cute! Thanks sweetie! xoxo, nina JW,

Thank you sweetheart!!! Yes I suppose it is a birthday of sorts! And I wasn’t even thinking about it until I got the email that it was time to renew my domain! So, two more years of geishaland I suppose! Can you take it?? :biggrin:

lol! I loved your joke!! I might use that, “Voodoo Penis” Hmmmm… very cute!

Thanks sweetie!

xoxo,
nina

]]> By: nina aoki http://lazygeisha.com/2007/07/09/girls-gone-wild/#comment-2934 nina aoki Thu, 12 Jul 2007 04:43:08 +0000 http://lazygeisha.com/2007/07/09/girls-gone-wild/#comment-2934 dinsdale_piranha, lol! Oh dear! You <i>do</i> have one very active imagination! :wink: Well, boys <i>will</i> be boys as you know, and I think it’s kind of cute how they knocked their lights out trying to hit on us! But I give Lisa all the credit here. I would have told them to buzz off right away, but she’s got this wicked sadistic side and with that evil grin of hers she had those two running around in circles all day long! To the point where they felt privileged just to be in our company and to be seen with us! lol! Tho when we packed up our stuff to leave, their faces just sunk! But you need to calm down a bit there sweetie, because it really isn’t like that! I mean, yes, okay, we did go and get our Brazilian waxes together before we hit the beaches, but we don’t really dress to arouse each other, and there isn’t all of that sexual tension like you might think. We’re friends first, and our friendship is based on a world of things other than sex, like shopping, going out, family, friends, work, etc. We just happen to be close friends who also like to play around with each other when the opportunity arises! But, I will confess, I do cherish the time we spend together and our experiences. There’s just such a wonderful connection and familiarity we share, like we just know what the other needs and when. And it’s a completely unspoken thing too… I mean, we don’t say to each other, “Hey do you wanna…?” It either happens or it doesn’t, and when it does… it’s beautiful. But it’s not like a porno flick! But you keep fantasizing hon!!! :biggrin: Thanks! xoxo, nina dinsdale_piranha,

lol! Oh dear! You do have one very active imagination! :wink:

Well, boys will be boys as you know, and I think it’s kind of cute how they knocked their lights out trying to hit on us! But I give Lisa all the credit here. I would have told them to buzz off right away, but she’s got this wicked sadistic side and with that evil grin of hers she had those two running around in circles all day long! To the point where they felt privileged just to be in our company and to be seen with us! lol! Tho when we packed up our stuff to leave, their faces just sunk!

But you need to calm down a bit there sweetie, because it really isn’t like that! I mean, yes, okay, we did go and get our Brazilian waxes together before we hit the beaches, but we don’t really dress to arouse each other, and there isn’t all of that sexual tension like you might think. We’re friends first, and our friendship is based on a world of things other than sex, like shopping, going out, family, friends, work, etc. We just happen to be close friends who also like to play around with each other when the opportunity arises! But, I will confess, I do cherish the time we spend together and our experiences. There’s just such a wonderful connection and familiarity we share, like we just know what the other needs and when. And it’s a completely unspoken thing too… I mean, we don’t say to each other, “Hey do you wanna…?” It either happens or it doesn’t, and when it does… it’s beautiful. But it’s not like a porno flick! But you keep fantasizing hon!!! :biggrin:

Thanks!

xoxo,
nina

]]> By: JW http://lazygeisha.com/2007/07/09/girls-gone-wild/#comment-2933 JW Wed, 11 Jul 2007 23:27:19 +0000 http://lazygeisha.com/2007/07/09/girls-gone-wild/#comment-2933 Happy first b-day there Sweets. And hopefully many more. * * * * * <i>A businessman was getting ready to go on an extended business trip. He knew his wife was a flirtatious sort with an extremely healthy sex drive, so he thought he'd better buy her a little something to keep her occupied while he was gone. He went to a store that sold sex toys and started looking around for something special to please his wife, and started talking to the old man behind the counter. He explained his situation. The old man said, "Well, We have vibrating dildos, special attachments, and so on, but I don't know of anything that will keep her occupied for weeks, except," and he stopped. "Except what?" the man asked. "Nothing, nothing." "C'mon, tell me! I need something!" "Well, sir, I don't usually mention this, but there is The Voodoo Penis." "So what's up with this Voodoo Penis?" he asked. The old man reached under the counter, and pulled out a very old wooden box, carved with strange symbols and erotic images. He opened it, and there lay an ordinary-looking dildo. The businessman laughed, and said, "Big deal! It looks like every other dildo in this shop!" The old man replied, "But you haven't seen what it'll do yet." He pointed to a door and said, "Voodoo Penis, the door." The Voodoo Penis miraculously rose out of its box, darted over to the door, and started pounding the keyhole. The whole door shook wildly with the vibrations, so much so that a crack began to form down the middle. Before the door split, the old man said "Voodoo Penis, return to box!" The Voodoo Penis stopped, levitated back to the box and lay there quiet once more. "I'll take it!" said the businessman. The guy took it home to his wife, told her it was a special dildo and that to use it, all she had to do was say "Voodoo Penis, my crotch." After he'd been gone a few days, the wife was unbearably horny and remembered the Voodoo Penis. She undressed, opened the box and said "Voodoo Penis, my crotch!" The Voodoo Penis shot to her crotch and started pumping. It was absolutely incredible, like nothing she'd ever experienced before. After three mind shattering orgasms, she became exhausted and decided she'd had enough. She tried to pull it out, but it was stuck in her, still thrusting. She tried and tried to get it out, but nothing worked. Her husband had forgotten to tell her how to shut it off. Worried, she decided to go to the hospital to see if they could help. She put her clothes on, got in the car and started to drive, quivering with every thrust of the dildo. On the way, another incredibly intense orgasm made her swerve all over the road. A police officer saw this and immediately pulled her over. He asked for her license, and then asked how much she'd had to drink. Gasping and twitching, she explained, "I haven't had anything to drink, officer. You see, I've got this Voodoo Penis thing stuck in my crotch and it won't stop screwing me!" The officer looked at her for a second, shook his head and in an arrogant voice replied, "Yeah, right... Voodoo Penis, my ass." The rest is history... </i> Happy first b-day there Sweets. And hopefully many more.

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A businessman was getting ready to go on an extended business trip. He knew his wife was a flirtatious sort with an extremely healthy sex drive, so he thought he’d better buy her a little something to keep her occupied while he was gone.

He went to a store that sold sex toys and started looking around for something special to please his wife, and started talking to the old man behind the counter. He explained his situation.

The old man said, “Well, We have vibrating dildos, special attachments, and so on, but I don’t know of anything that will keep her occupied for weeks, except,” and he stopped.

“Except what?” the man asked.

“Nothing, nothing.”

“C’mon, tell me! I need something!”

“Well, sir, I don’t usually mention this, but there is The Voodoo Penis.”

“So what’s up with this Voodoo Penis?” he asked.

The old man reached under the counter, and pulled out a very old wooden box, carved with strange symbols and erotic images. He opened it, and there lay an ordinary-looking dildo.

The businessman laughed, and said, “Big deal! It looks like every other dildo in this shop!” The old man replied, “But you haven’t seen what it’ll do yet.” He pointed to a door and said, “Voodoo Penis, the door.”

The Voodoo Penis miraculously rose out of its box, darted over to the door, and started pounding the keyhole. The whole door shook wildly with the vibrations, so much so that a crack began to form down the middle. Before the door split, the old man said “Voodoo Penis, return to box!”

The Voodoo Penis stopped, levitated back to the box and lay there quiet once more. “I’ll take it!” said the businessman. The guy took it home to his wife, told her it was a special dildo and that to use it, all she had to do was say “Voodoo Penis, my crotch.”

After he’d been gone a few days, the wife was unbearably horny and remembered the Voodoo Penis. She undressed, opened the box and said “Voodoo Penis, my crotch!” The Voodoo Penis shot to her crotch and started pumping. It was absolutely incredible, like nothing she’d ever experienced before. After three mind shattering orgasms, she became exhausted and decided she’d had enough.

She tried to pull it out, but it was stuck in her, still thrusting. She tried and tried to get it out, but nothing worked. Her husband had forgotten to tell her how to shut it off. Worried, she decided to go to the hospital to see if they could help. She put her clothes on, got in the car and started to drive, quivering with every thrust of the dildo.

On the way, another incredibly intense orgasm made her swerve all over the road. A police officer saw this and immediately pulled her over. He asked for her license, and then asked how much she’d had to drink. Gasping and twitching, she explained, “I haven’t had anything to drink, officer. You see, I’ve got this Voodoo Penis thing stuck in my crotch and it won’t stop screwing me!” The officer looked at her for a second, shook his head and in an arrogant voice replied, “Yeah, right… Voodoo Penis, my ass.”

The rest is history…

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