The lazy geisha love hotel
Sent to me by a reader who asks Please don’t use my name!; the Love Hotel as written about on the blog stippy.com here is an icon of Japanese culture – a place where couples, married or otherwise, can go to get their freak on in a themed room which can either seem like Disneyland for adults, or, belonging to an overgrown 12 year old – most with vending machines located right inside the room stocked with various essentials such as lube, sex toys, and liquor of course. Many of these rooms are loaded with the latest gadgetry such as Playstations, huge plasma screen televisions, DVD players (with a fine selection of porn to go along with them), Karaoke machines and the more interesting stuff like bondage chairs, oversize hot tubs, costumes, spinning beds, and matching décor to go along with the theme of the room the couple has chosen for their erotic tryst.
Hello Kitty indeed! :lol:
There are a lot of reasons why such themed love hotels have flourished in Japan – in part having to do with their attitudes towards sex as I wrote about here – but also because the Japanese like to play and when they play they want to enjoy themselves. Another factor is the premium on space in Japan – especially in cities like Tokyo – which with a human population of about 35 million people is the world’s largest… and that’s a lot of horny people to serve! The cost of living in Tokyo is astronomical – with apartment rents and prices of houses often forcing young Japanese to either live at home with parents or co-habitate with others – which can often mean that you’ve got no privacy in your own home when you’re in the mood for some loving.
I think I’ve decided to become an entrepreneur.
There are a few places here in America which come close to the idea of a love hotel – but they’re more along the lines of places where honeymooners go after getting married; the Pocono Mountains, Niagra Falls and of course Las Vegas – but what about the everyday needs of couples to find a place which is intended for love but still offers a classy and unique experience? There are plenty of ‘no-tell mo-tells’ scattered across the nation which serve the purpose – but most of those places are dirty, a little seedy, and not exactly attractive to couples. They tend to serve the fooling around with the guy or girl in your office crowd – not the happy couple who just wants a place to go and fuck each other’s brains out.
In fact – most of the customers of Japanese Love Hotels are married couples with children at home who just want a little privacy, and indulging in the fantasy aspect of a love hotel is the perfect way to relax and explore each other. The better love hotels offer individual rooms each with a unique theme and décor for the couple to choose from – and many such amorous couples can be spotted in major cities like Tokyo or Kyoto walking hand in hand shopping for that perfect room.
So if you’re driving down the freeway someday and you see a big bright pink neon sign flashing “Lazy Geisha Love Hotel – Two Miles Ahead on your Left” — don’t be surprised! :razz:
Enjoy your Wednesday ;)
While I know that I wouldn’t want to have sex in a Hello Kitty room, something with sex furniture (like the cool chair at tantrachair.com), some Liberator shapes, maybe a trapeze or built in restraints would definitely be fun. Lots of mirrors. All the lights should be on dimmers so you can get just the right setting.
Of course the Hotel would need to have a fully stocked “gift shop” selling only products personally tested and approved by the Lazy Geisha.
My wife and I stayed at the Waldorf in NYC last year and it had en armless desk chair. While I remember the lobby fairly well, the only thing in the room I remember is sitting on that chair with my honey straddling me. Ahh good times…