over morning tea


Reading the news while waking up this morning; this article here with a first paragraph which has literally left me quite simply dumbfounded.

Miley Cyrus, the 15-year-old teen idol better known as “Hannah Montana,” plans to write a memoir about her journey to stardom, the Disney Book Group said on Tuesday.

A memoir at 15 huh? Hmmm. Dontcha think you might want to grow some breasts there first Miley before you go penning that memoir?

“Best Friends 4-EVAH! - The End (smiley faces!)”

ugh. :roll:

So – okay. Yeah I know. Hillary won Pennsylvania. (big yawn)

I don’t care.

And — Jacoby Ellsbury led the Red Sox to victory last night! Yay!

Hmmm… I wonder if… um, nevermind.

And – weird search terms from the geishaland overnight logs:

“pussy in stilettos”

You want the rest of the girl to go with that order there big guy? — I mean – just visualize this one for a sec and get back to me, m’kay?

“feminine pussy”

As opposed to what? Masculine pussy? Good lord… what the fuck are you drinking pal??

And –

“Anal fucking njoy plug”

Huh?? Are you kidding me? Who the hell is thinking about ass-sex at 6:02 AM Eastern time???

This is going to be a long day I think… more later, I suppose.

enjoy your tea (or morning beverage of choice)

OnEdit: Comments when I wake up…

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Comment Number:
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Written by:
lazy Ichi
Posted on:
April 23, 2008 at 9:05 am

Disney was much more fun when Walt was there. Eh, so I hear, anyways.

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2
Written by:
nina aoki
Posted on:
April 23, 2008 at 9:13 am

lmao! Thanks lazy ichi… that helped.

:razz:

nina

my widgets are fucking up my site’s ch’i… grr!

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Written by:
Caitlain
Posted on:
April 23, 2008 at 10:17 am

Haha! Yeah, people arrive at my sites through some really weird (and, quite frankly, disturbing in some cases) word combinations.

I don’t think you need to be too concerned, though, Nina, unless someone uses masculine pussy to get to you. ;-)

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Written by:
nina aoki
Posted on:
April 23, 2008 at 10:26 am

Caitiebelle,

lmao! Yes… I had a hard time figuring that one out too! :lol:

Oh the really creepy ones get me. ugh. I don’t even want to reprint them here for fear of having them picked up by the robots.

nina

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Written by:
alliterative red
Posted on:
April 23, 2008 at 1:34 pm

I have a friend who talks about her v. putting on her tiny stiletto heels & running away. Apparently, her vagina is like the Enterprise–for serious stuff, she separates and leaves the country. F’rinstance, any creepy guys who look for things like “pussy in [certain pointy heeled shoes]” ;-) Of course, she’s totally allowed to go look for other people with detachable vaginae. :D

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Written by:
Aimee
Posted on:
April 23, 2008 at 2:32 pm

I’ve always, *always* wanted to put my pussy in stilettos (I mean, who wouldn’t?)!!! It’s like a lifelong dream of mine (for reals), and one day, one life-alteringly beautiful day, I will live that dream. Sigh…

Heh.

I love you, gorgeous!

Mwah,
Aimee

Comment Number:
7
Written by:
Ry
Posted on:
April 23, 2008 at 2:37 pm

Doesn’t she need live through her Britney and Madonna stages first? Her book would be so boring without all the Hollywood drama — the marriages, the drug and alcohol abuse, the rehab, etc.

Comment Number:
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Written by:
nina aoki
Posted on:
April 23, 2008 at 7:53 pm

alliterative red,

lmao! Maybe I need to start doing google searches for Penis in sneakers? haha!

Thanks!

nina

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Written by:
nina aoki
Posted on:
April 23, 2008 at 7:53 pm

Aimee,

lmao! :lol:

One day, yes! haha!

I love you too angel!

Mwah!

nina

Comment Number:
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Written by:
nina aoki
Posted on:
April 23, 2008 at 7:54 pm

Ry,

Oh she needs to do SOMETHING first! That’s for sure! :lol:

Thanks,

nina