Today has been a strange day.  After some very respectable debauchery last night – while I found my snoozy self nestled comfortably in bed this morning, just starting to wake up and enjoying my disheveled well fucked chic… my husband decided to make his presence known within the realm of geishaland; and not only just his presence, he decided to leave a few comments when I wasn’t looking.

Okay.  No biggie, right?

Wrong.  Not only did he leave some comments… he let slip here one of my most intimate tales of embarrassing carnality from way back when in my debutante days.

And yes, while I may have indeed been a debutante – I was never a man hater.  :lol:

So, the story goes like this:

• We were living together (in sin) in our first apartment together in Cambridge.

• We were fucking.

• We were really fucking, well.

• Okay — I was getting fucked silly stupid.

• The walls of our apartment were thin… very thin.

• I was being maybe a little loud?  Sure – that’s fair.

• So our downstairs neighbors thought that Jeff was beating the shit out of me and they called the cops.

• Next thing you know we’ve got two Cambridge police officers pounding on the door.  Jeff jumps out of bed, with a raging hard-on I’d might add, only wrapped in the sheet he tore off the bed as he ran towards the door – not really realizing that it left me naked on the bed without anything to cover myself up with.

• SO – he opens the door, tells the cops that everything is fine, nothing to see here… “Just fucking, Officer.  Just fucking”

• “Uh huh.  Mind if we come in and take a look?”

• What the fuck was he supposed to say?

• So the cops come in, they see my panting naked ass sprawled across the bed.  I see them walking into the room and dive off the bed in search of something to cover myself up with, and of course, I start screaming.  :lol:

• The cops eventually figure it all out and as they’re getting ready to leave one of them turns to me and says — “Just try and keep it down, Miss.  Have a nice day…”

• Yeah – you try and have an orgasm after that, prick.  :lol:

What else, what else?

Well – it seems as tho everyone in West Chester, PA has read this post here – and I spent a fair part of this evening fighting with the Christians.  I’m sure there’s a historical figure that I can compare myself too, but I’m much too burnt right now to think about that.

I had to call the Ukraine because my servers are ready to commit suicide over all the traffic today – including a visit from CBS News to see what all the hub-bub is all about.  Thanks guys – remember to spell my name right, m’kay?  My video plugin, stat counter and a few other things aren’t working properly either — but I just can’t deal with that now.

So – we’re going out.  I want a proper margarita (Viva Cuervo!) — and then I want to come home and participate in some further acts of fine debauchery since my son is sleeping out again.  I might even break out the ball-gag and some other sex toys just out of general principle too!  :razz:

“But Honey!  We’re married now!”

And what do you know?  Manny Ramirez hit his 500th home run tonight! Yay!  And it’s Celtics – Lakers for the whole round ball banana baby!  Boston sports rule!

… enjoy your evening my lovelies …

Mwah!