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The LELO GIGI


Let me tell you a story…
You’re making love.  You’re straddling your partner.  His hard flesh is deep inside you.  You feel amazing.  Everything about this moment is perfect.  You lower yourself and start to go faster.  You feel it coming – your orgasm.  Your whole body tingles, but  something feels a little different… and then [...]

Optimus Maximus Orgasmus!


Latin on a Saturday afternoon; after taking some much needed time away from geishaland it’s probably time to gently slip back into the place; kinda like throwing a raincoat over my head and sneaking into the club with the catering crew and hopefully the paparazzi won’t see me.
Tho I did get some presents yesterday!  And [...]

The LELO ELISE


From her elegant sensual lines to her supple feminine curves, the LELO ELISE is perhaps the most luxurious product ever conceived to please a woman’s body. Distinguishing herself among a similar class of luxury pleasure objects – ELISE doesn’t simply change the rules of how a vibrator should work, she defines those things [...]

Why I Review Adult Pleasure Objects


Sent to me by my petite amie Bliss; a recent post here where the blogger Urban Princess writes about discovering something within the realm of geishaland which connected with her on that deeply feminine level – my LELO NEA review here. Well, she bought one and she’s a very happy girl — but in [...]

The LELO NEA


Fantastic Review of the LELO NEA Vibrator. LELO also includes with your purchase a set of ‘use and care instructions’ which is truly something I think every toy company should do. They’ve also got some tips to using your new toy, and they suggest several hands-free ways to arouse your femininity; my favorite is being able to slip her into my panties and wearing her discretely for a night out on the town. Setting NEA on a low intensity like this will give you hours upon hours of sublime waves of body bending ecstasy!

Things to do in Simotuki…


And just like that… October becomes November and autumn is really here. My backyard is a sea of red, orange and yellow leaves which everyday fall like a peaceful silent rain under bright azure skies, and with the remnants of Hurricane Noel heading for my shores this weekend, we’re likely to lose a few [...]