Optimus Maximus Orgasmus!

Latin on a Saturday afternoon; after taking some much needed time away from geishaland it’s probably time to gently slip back into the place; kinda like throwing a raincoat over my head and sneaking into the club with the catering crew and hopefully the paparazzi won’t see me.
Tho I did get some presents yesterday!  And [...]

All I need is a lime-green jumpsuit…

A question posed to me by a reader; “Just how much of a geek are you? Would you ever do this to your own house?”
Well! What a can of worms to be opening bright and early on a Saturday morning, but I am completely tickled that he used my new Contact Form that [...]

From Ukrayina with Love

He could hear the sirens getting closer. She’d been frantically emailing him for days, her pleas increasingly desperate as she begged him to leave the country. He knew the Sluzhba Bezpeky Ukrayiny were closing in. It was only a matter of time now before they kicked in the door of his hideout; a [...]